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Ted n Ms
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« on: June 30, 2011, 09:17:25 PM »

Subject: God is busy

If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!
A United States Marine was taking some college courses
between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq
and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor  who
was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.
He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD, if you are
real, then I want you to knock me off this platform...
I'll give you exactly 15 min."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed,
"Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently
The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there
looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to,
noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked,
"What in the world is the matter with you?  Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied,
"GOD was too busy today protecting America 's
soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid
stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me."

The classroom erupted in cheers!


You can't hoot with the owls and soar with eagles!!
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« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2011, 12:22:26 PM »

 applause applause applause cheer

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. ~
Ernest Hemingway
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« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2011, 12:32:51 PM »

 fishhit fishhit

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« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2011, 05:29:23 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2011, 10:30:44 PM »

One good Marine.

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*
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God Protect and watch over our sons and daughters.

« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2011, 11:57:09 PM »

ho ya. tumbleweed
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