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Author Topic: BEER, FISHING, SEX & GOLF  (Read 1269 times)
Buz Green
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« on: June 29, 2011, 11:50:18 PM »

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.
"What kind of disease would I want for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see  what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex."
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Larry Bees
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« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2011, 06:12:36 PM »

Very funny!   lau lau lau
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AllenF
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« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2011, 05:30:43 PM »

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GoodWeather
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« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2012, 08:16:14 PM »

I'll have to remember tis one too Smiley Good One!!!
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