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Irwin
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« on: July 18, 2011, 06:41:14 PM »

Woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9 year old son  comes home unexpectedly, he sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to  watch.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, 'Dark in here.' The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball.'
Man: 'That's nice'

 
Boy: 'Want to buy it?'
 
Man: 'No, thanks.'

 
Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'
Man: 'OK, how much?'
Boy: '$250'

 
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the
boy and the lover are in the closet together. 

Boy: 'Dark in here.'

 
Man: 'Yes, it is.'

 
Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'

 
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, How much?'

 
Boy: '$750'

 
Man: 'Sold.'
A few days later, the  Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.'
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'
The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'

 
Boy: ' $1,000'
The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession.'
 
They go to the church and the Dad makes the little
boy sit in the  confessional booth and closes the door.
The boy says, 'Dark in here.'

 The  priest says, 'Don't start that POOP again;  you're in my closet now.
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« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2011, 08:20:26 PM »

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Good one Irwin!!
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« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2011, 08:30:23 PM »

 lau lau lau lau lau
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« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2011, 08:34:11 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2011, 01:43:58 AM »

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