Afternoon sex

[iddee]

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8-year old son in the apartment
was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. 


He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
 "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.
 "An ambulance just drove by!"
 "Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike!"
 "Looks like the Sanders are moving!"
 "Jason is on his skate board!"
 After a few moments he announced, "The  Coopers are having sex!"


 Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out,
"How do you know they're having sex?"


 "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."

[Larry Bees]

 

That's funny !!!

[yockey5]

Roflmao!!!!! Good one!

[AllenF]

 

[Mshel]

LOL!! Kids are smarter than we give them credit for.  

[VolunteerK9]

Sex? Whats that? Since the kids were born, my wifes idea of foreplay is me begging for it for three months.

[Keeperwannabe]

too close to home for comfort.