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Irwin
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« on: June 19, 2011, 04:07:31 PM »

The Lawn Mower


A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. 'How much do you want for the mower?' asked the preacher.
'I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle,' said the little boy.
After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, Will you take my bike in trade for it?'
The little boy asked if he could try it out first, and, after riding the bike around a little while, said, 'Mister, you've got yourself a deal.'
The preacher took the mower and began to crank it. He pulled on the rope a few times with no response from the mower. The preacher called the little boy over and said, 'I can't get this mower to start.'
The little boy said, 'That's because you have to cuss at it to get it started.'
The preacher said, I can't cuss. It's been so long since I became a Christian that I don't even remember how to cuss.'
The little boy looked at him happily and said,  'You just keep pulling on that rope. It'll come back to ya!

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« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2011, 04:57:50 PM »

I would say the preacher will be a fast learner!! grin
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« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2011, 05:19:48 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2011, 10:39:57 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2011, 03:36:05 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2011, 03:58:46 PM »

Irwin, where do you come up with these Jokes LOL
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« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2011, 12:52:06 PM »

i just want to know where that kid got a hold of MY lawnmower Huh grin
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« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2011, 02:36:52 AM »

I think I owned that lawnmower.
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« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2011, 08:03:22 AM »

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