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Offline dING

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never seen that before ?
« on: June 16, 2011, 04:14:52 AM »
Young boy bouncing a balloon in the lounge room  -- bonk--- bonk it goes

Mum goes ape put that balloon down at once or ya dead she says

Bonk- Bonk the balloon goes

Mum is in serious pain with stomach cramps ect

Says I am going to the chemists to get something for my crook stomach

If you are still bouncing that balloon when i get back you is in serious trouble

Bonk -- Bonk  goes the balloon

It bounces into the toilet Bonk -- bonk

Then disappears down the dunny young fellow leaves it there

Discretion the better part of valor as they say

Mum comes tearing back in from the chemists

Its a disaster stomach pains turns into the trots

Into the dunny -- pants down quick time ----- splosssh and a sigh of relief

Looks into the dunny shock horror what the hell is that big brown thing

Bit of a panic phones the doc who finds it hard to understand

But recognises the panic says he will call in as he is going past

The doc arrives looks into dunny scratches his head

Gets his pen our and gentle pokes the strange object

Pop goes the balloon doc is covered in you know wot

But he is sorta grinning and says to mum

BIN a doctor for 27 years and thats the first time I have ever seen a fart

Getting older dont make ya smarter just more cunning

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Re: never seen that before ?
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2011, 06:24:27 PM »

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Re: never seen that before ?
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2011, 07:09:39 PM »
 :-D :-D
"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

Theodore Roosevelt 1907