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Larry Bees
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« on: June 11, 2011, 09:46:56 PM »

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex.

"What's that" he asked.

She explained to him what sex was and he said "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree."

Horrified she said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and spread her legs.

"Here," she said, "you must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch.

Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the heck did you do that for?"

"Just checking for bees," said Tarzan.
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« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2011, 01:11:34 AM »

 lau That is funny right there...I don't care who you are!!
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« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2011, 10:53:54 AM »

lau That is funny right there...I don't care who you are!!


Apparently only you and I think so.

I wasn't even going to post this joke, but it had to do with bees.

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« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2011, 06:52:14 PM »

I understand it & I can see his point. need help
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« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2011, 01:00:31 PM »

ROFLMAO!!!!!!
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