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iddee
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« on: May 26, 2011, 10:50:44 PM »

An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing...He asked the trainer that was nearby "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said "I would try the ATM in the lobby".......
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« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2011, 11:20:41 PM »

Ain't that the truth!  grin
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