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Buz Green
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« on: May 26, 2011, 08:09:18 PM »

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,
walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I
would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't
give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law? I'll lose my
license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will
happen. Absolutely not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in
bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "You
didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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I know you think you understand what you thought I said I meant but what you heard is not what I said.

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AllenF
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« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2011, 08:37:47 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2011, 08:55:49 PM »

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"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

Theodore Roosevelt 1907
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« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2011, 09:05:34 PM »

 grin  THANKS!!  I needed that!!
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