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House Bee
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Location: Richmond, Virginia

« on: June 23, 2005, 12:38:17 PM »

Little Nancy was in the garden using her toy shovel to fill a big hole with earth when the man who lived next door peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked "What are you doing there Nancy?"

”My goldfish died", replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him".

The neighbour was very concerned.

"That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it"?

Nancy slowly patted down the last heap of dirt, then replied "That's because he's inside your cat."

"Lurch my good man,…what did you mean when you said just now that 'You've got better things to do than run my petty little errands'…….?"
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« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2005, 08:15:17 PM »

ROFL  cheesy

I think I've heard that one before.

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