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Author Topic: Cannibals & Lawyers  (Read 588 times)
Athanasius
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« on: May 07, 2011, 08:21:32 AM »

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?  Because they taste funny.

Two lawyers walked into a bar, the third one ducked.

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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2011, 11:03:49 AM »

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his friend on the trail?
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« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2011, 12:38:32 PM »

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"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

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« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2011, 04:03:18 PM »

One cannibal says to the other cannibal "Gee , your wife sure makes good soup !"
Yeah , says the other cannibal , but I'm sure gonna miss her .
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I do like "Dad" the most .   ---Burl---
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