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Offline Buz Green

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Bubba has a question
« on: April 23, 2011, 10:45:28 AM »
Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is It true theys asuin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer?" 
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?" 
"Sure is, Bubba." 
"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."
"And that football player sued that university when he graduaided and still couldn't read?" 
"That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?" 
"Well, I was thinkin"...  "What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?"
I know you think you understand what you thought I said I meant but what you heard is not what I said.

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Offline Mshel

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Re: Bubba has a question
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2011, 09:59:14 PM »
 :lau: Thats what happens when u have one to many . . . :cheer:

Offline Shanevrr

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Re: Bubba has a question
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2011, 10:18:32 PM »
 :shock:
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Offline Mshel

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Re: Bubba has a question
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2011, 10:42:32 PM »
Shanevrr- does that mean you didnt find this funny?

Offline AllenF

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Re: Bubba has a question
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2011, 10:57:20 PM »
 :-D

Offline iddee

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Re: Bubba has a question
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2011, 11:37:41 PM »
I think it must have brought back too many memories for Shane...
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Offline Shanevrr

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Re: Bubba has a question
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2011, 11:52:23 PM »
I think it must have brought back too many memories for Shane...

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Offline Mshel

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Re: Bubba has a question
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2011, 12:10:58 AM »
iddee - Funny, you said it, not me :roll:

 

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