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BigRog
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« on: June 18, 2005, 09:08:09 PM »

DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to
go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under
the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But,
whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I
REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he
discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just
as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman
go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain
himself any longer and yelled,

"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Nail him, Spike!"
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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2005, 10:02:10 PM »

Odd... I have one of those really expensive chickens... and my old dogs name was spike... hmmmmm
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« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2005, 01:24:20 AM »

Two burgulars were stealing loot from a home, one hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching you" looks around and sees no-one. A few minutes later, same thing. The burgular asks his partner if he heard a voice, the partner says no, but to hurry, so they don't get caught. Another few minutes pass and the burgular hears the voice again, where upon he now is impatient and further investigates the area and notices a parrot in the corner of the next room. He wonders if the parrot is responsible for the warning and yells at the parrot, that he better stop playing around , where the parrot proudly exclaims that " Jesus is watching you" The thief is now irate and ready to pounce the parrot, but just before he is able, the parrot exclaims to the doberman resting under its cage, "Jesus, Sick 'em!".
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« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2005, 10:17:24 PM »

Dang I have to teach my parrot that!!!!
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