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Author Topic: WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED  (Read 702 times)
thebalvenie
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« on: March 23, 2011, 09:59:39 AM »

got this in an email forward....pretty funny and true   tongue   grin

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom
because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut
on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You're unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays it's original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December
24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Send this to the women who can handle it and
to the men who will enjoy reading it.
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« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2011, 10:34:00 AM »

Yep. Let your wife read that and you'll be depressed for a month or longer.  grin
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« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2011, 10:35:53 AM »

my wife sent it to me!!! 

men are never depressed Wink 
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« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2011, 10:54:27 AM »

Well crap.

I showed my wife this and she was  lau

Then she saw what I posted and said now I was going to be depressed for a long time.  Cry

  whip She going to work my butt off today with the honey dew list.  chop chop  catch chick  beat a dead horse
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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2011, 04:36:57 AM »

... pretty funny and true... A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase...

That is the reason women can never get away from it all.

When packing they take it all with them.
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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2011, 01:19:48 PM »

I can add one to the list:

None of my jeans make my butt look big-never even hafta ask  grin
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