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« on: March 14, 2011, 06:06:43 PM »

A wife asks her husband:

"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."
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« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2011, 06:08:40 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2011, 06:10:10 PM »

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reminds me of another i just heard.  have to post it later.

gotta love those husbands!!  evil
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« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2011, 06:26:58 PM »

Why did she want six eggs

Or was it six dozen eggs?

I think the guy got it right and she changed her mind..... Just like a woman.   rolleyes
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« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2011, 10:18:03 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2011, 10:33:51 PM »

Why did you have to go telling on me? Now the whole forum will be laughing at me.
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