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Offline dING

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They have Eggs ?
« on: March 14, 2011, 07:06:43 PM »
A wife asks her husband:

"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."
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Re: They have Eggs ?
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2011, 07:08:40 PM »
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Re: They have Eggs ?
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2011, 07:10:10 PM »
 :-D

reminds me of another i just heard.  have to post it later.

gotta love those husbands!!  :evil:
.....The greatest changes occur in their country without their cooperation. They are not even aware of precisely what has taken place. They suspect it; they have heard of the event by chance. More than that, they are unconcerned with the fortunes of their village, the safety of their streets, the fate of their church and its vestry. They think that such things have nothing to do with them, that they belong to a powerful stranger called “the government.” They enjoy these goods as tenants, without a sense of ownership, and never give a thought to how they might be improved.....

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Re: They have Eggs ?
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2011, 07:26:58 PM »
Why did she want six eggs

Or was it six dozen eggs?

I think the guy got it right and she changed her mind..... Just like a woman.   :roll:
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Re: They have Eggs ?
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2011, 11:18:03 PM »
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Re: They have Eggs ?
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2011, 11:33:51 PM »
Why did you have to go telling on me? Now the whole forum will be laughing at me.
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