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The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a
woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our
instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will
find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The
agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife
and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said,
"You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to
kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "This gun was
loaded with false bullets" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the
chair!!"
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« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2011, 12:17:42 PM » |
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« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2011, 01:36:22 PM » |
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« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2011, 04:56:12 PM » |
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So we can only assume Annette that you got the job, and if the chair broke up you could have always used the RED BROLLY.
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« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2011, 06:47:22 PM » |
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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper."
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
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« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2011, 04:04:23 PM » |
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« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2011, 04:21:35 PM » |
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So we can only assume Annette that you got the job, and if the chair broke up you could have always used the RED BROLLY.
I already use it on him when he doesn't behave  |
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« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2011, 04:32:13 PM » |
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Thanks a lot Annette....now I have to get rid of all the chairs in our house!
Scott
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"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907
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« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2011, 05:10:13 PM » |
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I guess the good news is now she's available again.
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« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2011, 12:32:40 AM » |
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I guess the good news is now she's available again.
But would you want her?? |
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« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2011, 12:56:00 AM » |
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But would you want her??
No, but I have this friend... |
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« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2011, 01:02:42 AM » |
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« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2011, 07:45:03 AM » |
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""No, but I have this friend...""
With friends like you, who needs enemies??
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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"
*Shel Silverstein*
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« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2011, 10:37:11 AM » |
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With friends like him who needs friends?
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