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Offline Irwin

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My Wife Asked Me
« on: March 04, 2011, 04:39:40 PM »


My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?"
 
 
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others, I was awake."
 
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Re: My Wife Asked Me
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2011, 04:57:04 PM »
I would have answered, "None, my snoring even keeps you awake."

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Re: My Wife Asked Me
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2011, 06:36:10 PM »
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Re: My Wife Asked Me
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2011, 11:24:25 PM »
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Re: My Wife Asked Me
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2011, 11:35:05 PM »
After we were married? - why, none.
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Re: My Wife Asked Me
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2011, 01:50:20 PM »
 :lau: :lau: Brave soles.