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Author Topic: My Wife Asked Me  (Read 1015 times)
Irwin
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howdy all


« on: March 04, 2011, 03:39:40 PM »



My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?"
 
 
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others, I was awake."
 
Hospital Visiting Hours are 10 AM to 8 PM
 

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I really look like this, just ask Cindi.


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« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2011, 03:57:04 PM »

I would have answered, "None, my snoring even keeps you awake."

Same visiting hours.
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« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2011, 05:36:10 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2011, 10:24:25 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2011, 10:35:05 PM »

After we were married? - why, none.
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« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2011, 12:50:20 PM »

 lau lau Brave soles.
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