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« on: January 29, 2011, 08:26:23 PM »

Subject: Harry Reid's New Car

              New car for Senator Reid
             Sen. Reid goes to a local GM dealer in Washington, D.C. with
the intention of buying a brand new vehicle.  Harry looks
around and finds one he likes.  After going back and forth
with the salesman, Harry settles on a price of $45,000.

        Harry and the salesman go back to the office to complete the
paperwork. Harry works out a 4-year payment plan, and signs on the
bottom line.  The salesman shakes Harry's hand and says, "Thanks
Senator Reid, the car will be ready for pickup in 4 years."

        Harry says, "What are you talking about?  Where are the keys to my
new car?"

             The salesman replies, "No, you don't understand Senator. You
make payments for 4 years... THEN we give you the car.  You
know, just like your health plan".

             Harry, with a choking voice, says to the salesman, "But
that's not fair".

             And the salesman says, "No S---"

P/S   And if Nancy bought a car she could look to see what came on it after she payed for it. also like the health plan.


"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2011, 09:23:48 AM »

Good one...  Wink
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« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2011, 07:01:57 PM »

 grin  grin  grin

Good one!
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« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2011, 07:12:36 AM »


AMC cars, Jeeps, Mineapolis Moline Tractors, Bees, More stuff than I have time to play with
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« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2011, 09:49:41 AM »

 grin too funny!!!

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« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2011, 01:50:39 PM »

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I really look like this, just ask Cindi.

« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2011, 03:51:05 PM »

Now, if we could only get Nancy to understand the concept.

Life is a school.  What have you learned?   Brian      The greatest danger to our society is apathy, vote in every election!
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