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Field Bee
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« on: February 25, 2011, 07:48:48 AM »

A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway,when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up.
After approximately 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture about eight times. He finally asks her why they do not eat almonds themselves.
Whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth. They are not able to chew them.
"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled.
The old lady answers: "We just love the chocolate around them."


Take me to the land of milk and honey!!!
House Bee
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Location: Southern Idaho

« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2011, 12:02:34 PM »

Made me dry heave. The mark of a good joke.

HELP! I accidently used Drone eggs with the Hopkins method and I got Drag Queens!!!
Galactic Bee
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« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2011, 04:02:00 PM »

I heard it once with peanuts.   This is something my 4 year old would do.   Give the nuts to me.   Lips Sealed
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