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« on: February 17, 2011, 11:51:35 PM »

are driving around in the pick up drinking beer.  When they try to use the only road out of the woods, they find the Sheriff has the road blocked.

Billy turns to Jerry-dee and says, "Jerry-dee what we gone do?"
Jerry-dee says, "Don't you worry Billy, just do what I'm doing."

He reaches down into the cooler, and pulls out a bottle that had been soaking all day.  Carefully he peels off the label and sticks it to his forehead.  After Billy does the same, they roll down the way the last few hundred yards only to be stopped.

The deputy looks at the both of them and says, "You boys been drinkin?"
Jerry-dee points to the label now pasted to his forehead and says, "NO SIR!  We on the patch!"
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« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2011, 02:32:55 AM »

  grin Now that is funny! grin
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« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2011, 05:51:35 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2011, 08:47:57 PM »

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