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Offline Humanbeeing

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Two Pilots
« on: February 15, 2011, 06:01:27 AM »
Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the aircraft. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some kind of a sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport property. Just as it begins to look as though the plane will plow straight into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.
At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines and books, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
Meanwhile, in the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and
says, 'You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die' !!

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Re: Two Pilots
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2011, 09:21:06 AM »
"We at Delta condone sending two blind pilots in the same plane, but do to shortages and layoffs , the odds have greatly increased that both pilots will be blind or visually impaired to nearly 70%.

For any of you bothered by this matter, we will offer a free carry-one during your next flight. We will be giving you the link to the site where you may sign up for the free carry one luggage - just go to our website. Have a nice day and again, as always thanks for flying Delta."
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Re: Two Pilots
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2011, 10:59:38 PM »