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Galactic Bee
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« on: February 11, 2011, 09:19:41 AM »

A woman asks her  husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."


Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?" He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*
Galactic Bee
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« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2011, 02:56:30 PM »

 lau lau lau 
House Bee
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« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2011, 09:05:18 PM »

 grin  grin  grin
Anything over 3 days and you should contact your doctor.

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« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2011, 06:39:07 AM »

That's a good one Iddee!  cheer


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House Bee
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« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2011, 09:18:51 AM »

This points out the value of some traditions, like taking your sweet heart out to eat on Valentine's Day.  All men should budget at least an hour or two for a bit of food.  evil
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« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2012, 08:09:11 PM »

I'll have to remember that one  Smiley
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