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« on: June 10, 2005, 06:15:22 AM »

Sometimes a quick decision could be the wrong decision


 2 TOUGH QUESTIONS

 Question 1:
 If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
 were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
 syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next
 question before looking at the response for this one.





 Question 2:


 It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here
 are the facts about the three candidates.





 Candidate A.


 Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's
 had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a
 day.











 Candidate B.





 He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
 college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.











 Candidate C.


 He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
 occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.




 Which of these candidates would be your choice?



 Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for
 the response.


















 -------------------------------------------------------------








 Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.


 Candidate B is Winston Churchill.


 Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.





 And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said
 YES,  you just killed Beethoven.





 Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
 someone. Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...





 Never be afraid to try something new.


 Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.


 Professionals...built the Titanic











 And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little


 more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:


 * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse


 * 7 have been arrested for fraud


 * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks


 * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses


 * 3 have done time for assault


 * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit


 * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges


 * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting





 * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits


 * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year... Can you


 guess which organization this is?











 Give up yet?


 It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that
 crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us
 in line.
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THAT's ME TO THE LEFT JUST 5 YEARS FROM NOW!!!!!!!!

Never be afraid to try something new.
Amateurs built the ark,
Professionals built the Titanic
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« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2005, 10:16:51 AM »

According to your politician poll, things don't look good if we vote for John McCain.

You forgot Canidate D...
Her husband has cheated on her numerous times,  Many of her close friends and associates have died very un-natural deaths.  She has exploited Whitehouse travel priviledges... She has insulted Tammy Wynette on 60 minutes.



I would never recommend that the woman have an abortion.  If she decides to have one,  that is only a decision  that only she can make.  And it's also a decision that she will have to live with for the rest of her life.
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