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Offline Humanbeeing

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Is this wrong?
« on: February 04, 2011, 10:54:50 PM »
Doctor John had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: 'John, don't worry about it.

You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of their patients and you won't be the last.
And you're single. Just let it go, John.'
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality whispering, 'John you're a Veterinarian, you sick bastard.'

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Re: Is this wrong?
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2011, 11:01:04 PM »
WOW, I'm glad you didn't mention any names there. I told him not to do it, but he says they have the right to be happy, too.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: Is this wrong?
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2011, 11:05:35 PM »
Yea, it happens. I once knew a lady that had relations with a goat. I asked her if she didn't think it odd? All she said was, "NAAA NAAA NAAA."
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Re: Is this wrong?
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2011, 11:08:07 PM »
Hey, every ewe needs a little help through the fence every now and then :)
"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

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Re: Is this wrong?
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2011, 11:43:15 PM »
 :lau: :lau:

My wife did not thing is was funny.   :-D

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Re: Is this wrong?
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2011, 12:18:07 AM »
AllenF,
Please tell your wife I am sorry if I offended her, but I just couldn't help myself. I felt it had to be said.
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Re: Is this wrong?
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2011, 12:20:25 AM »
She's cool.   She hardly likes any of the good jokes.   :-D