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Author Topic: spinoff thread from: (Not) the management.  (Read 1423 times)
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« on: February 01, 2011, 12:23:05 PM »

        It seems that almost any joke can find it's way into offending someone, whether it's a little or a lot; because the components for "Joke"usually mean that someone is surprised/duped/shocked - and someone else surprises/wins/shocks. The solution has been in front of us for millennia - Jokes which include human beings are GOING to offend someone to some degree. Given the recently invented "right not to be offended" the solution must be implemented forthwith - post haste - ex post juris nauseam - ad vomitora: All Jokes shall now be required to replace as their characters, BLOCKS OF WOOD and ROCKS. Sincerely - me.

     ...So this chunk of Mexican Ironwood and 2 chunks of Iraqi sandstone are in an Irish bar hitting on some Georgia Peachwood from a trailer park when a flake of San Francisco tiger's eye  rolls in...
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« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2011, 12:37:19 PM »

 shocked

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« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2011, 12:39:28 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2011, 01:54:19 PM »

 lau lau lau lau lau lau lau
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« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2011, 02:47:14 PM »

 lau lau lau
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« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2011, 02:50:48 PM »

I think if your goal is to sanitize jokes,

You are in polluted purgatory without a proper means of location.
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« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2011, 04:12:20 PM »

I think if your goal is to sanitize jokes,

You are in polluted purgatory without a proper means of location.
LMAO  lau lau lau
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« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2011, 05:00:22 PM »

I think if your goal is to sanitize jokes,

You are in polluted purgatory without a proper means of location.
I forgot to include some degree of misdirection as a setup element in most jokes too.  butt kick
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« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2011, 11:55:18 AM »

I did a joke about spiders and it ended up with five pages of bickering  I dunno
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« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2011, 05:07:46 PM »

its just that time of year, ive had my head bit off everwhere ive been. Lips Sealed
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« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2011, 11:47:21 PM »

Since there are no longer any Hittites jokes about them should offend no one.   

So there were these two Hittites, Ole and Lena....

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