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« on: January 31, 2011, 03:27:00 PM »

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.


"What are you doing?" he asks.


"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.


While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"


So, she does.


After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous.


Why are you committing suicide?"


"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"


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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2011, 03:32:43 PM »

As a cross dressing Biker that joke deeply offends me iddee Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2011, 03:43:26 PM »

It would take a hardwood or an irwin to come back with that one.  lau
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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2011, 05:12:21 PM »

You should see this picture my mom has of me when I was a wee lad. I was dressed as a witch for a Halloween best costume contest. Yes a female witch  rolleyes

I won the contest, and you should have seen all the surprised looks when I took off the wig and a few other things. A lot of folks thought I was a girl.  grin
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« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2011, 05:52:01 PM »

Good joke.    grin
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« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2011, 07:05:23 PM »

I know you probably will not understand me saying this, ...... but good joke.  Wink

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« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2011, 02:15:32 AM »

That's a really good joke. He could go ahead and take her/him home. After all, it's like riding a Honda. It's fun til your biker buddies see you doing it.
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« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2011, 09:08:48 AM »

That's a really good joke. He could go ahead and take her/him home. After all, it's like riding a Honda. It's fun til your biker buddies see you doing it.

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« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2011, 09:56:15 AM »

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« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2011, 04:28:05 PM »

As a cross dressing Biker that joke deeply offends me iddee Smiley
That give's me an Idea for a video shocked evil
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« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2011, 07:03:50 PM »

I won the contest, and you should have seen all the surprised looks when I took off the wig and a few other things. A lot of folks thought I was a girl.  grin

They thought you were a girl??? was this before or after you took off the wig and a few other things?!?!?

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« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2011, 07:29:51 PM »

Well it was cold that day  embarassed
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« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2011, 08:05:21 PM »

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