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Harry Reid's New Car
« on: January 29, 2011, 09:26:23 PM »
Subject: Harry Reid's New Car
   GOOD OLE HARRY REID........WHERE'S BONNIE AND CLYDE WHEN WE NEED THEM?


              New car for Senator Reid
             Sen. Reid goes to a local GM dealer in Washington, D.C. with
the intention of buying a brand new vehicle.  Harry looks
around and finds one he likes.  After going back and forth
with the salesman, Harry settles on a price of $45,000.

        Harry and the salesman go back to the office to complete the
paperwork. Harry works out a 4-year payment plan, and signs on the
bottom line.  The salesman shakes Harry's hand and says, "Thanks
Senator Reid, the car will be ready for pickup in 4 years."

        Harry says, "What are you talking about?  Where are the keys to my
new car?"


             The salesman replies, "No, you don't understand Senator. You
make payments for 4 years... THEN we give you the car.  You
know, just like your health plan".

             Harry, with a choking voice, says to the salesman, "But
that's not fair".

             And the salesman says, "No S---"

P/S   And if Nancy bought a car she could look to see what came on it after she payed for it. also like the health plan.

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Re: Harry Reid's New Car
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2011, 10:23:48 AM »
Good one...  ;)
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Re: Harry Reid's New Car
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2011, 08:01:57 PM »
 :-D  :-D  :-D

Good one!

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Re: Harry Reid's New Car
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2011, 08:12:36 AM »
Yup!
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Re: Harry Reid's New Car
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2011, 10:49:41 AM »
 :-D too funny!!!
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Re: Harry Reid's New Car
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2011, 02:50:39 PM »
Perfect.

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Re: Harry Reid's New Car
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2011, 04:51:05 PM »
Now, if we could only get Nancy to understand the concept.
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