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« on: March 03, 2011, 01:23:02 PM »
Any cartoon invention, What would it be? think ACME corp!

I'lll take the portable holes!
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« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2011, 07:32:58 PM »
Well, I don't know about all that, but I will tell you this, I have had a crush on Wilma Flintstone since I was 11. Fred doesn't deserve such beauty and grace in his presence. He's such a cave man. She deserves soooo much better.
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« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2011, 08:49:25 PM »
I want the lone ranger's pistol. It has never missed a target at any distance, under any circumstance.
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« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2011, 10:23:45 PM »
One word...June Cleaver

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« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2011, 11:54:03 PM »
June Cleaver was the perfect "Mommy." I'm sure the Beaver was a handful. evil
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« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2011, 10:04:08 AM »
Most of the acme stuff ended in disaster, but since we're talking loony tunes; I think I would go with the bulletproof finger.
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« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2011, 03:13:16 PM »
Quote from: iddee on March 03, 2011, 08:49:25 PM
I want the lone ranger's pistol. It has never missed a target at any distance, under any circumstance.

And never needed reloading and never ran out of bullets.

Quote from: Bee Happy on March 04, 2011, 10:04:08 AM
Most of the acme stuff ended in disaster, but since we're talking loony tunes; I think I would go with the bulletproof finger.

Says the dissatified customer Wylie C. Coyote.

Me I'll take the one from both song and cartoons:  Walking on Air..........as I can already walk on water.
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