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« Reply #40 on: January 10, 2011, 09:43:38 AM »

What's brown bloody and lies twitching in a ditch?

a brunette that told one too many blond jokes.



How's that?

Yeah, but who was it that beat her up and threw her in the ditch? Since blondes aren't supposed to be able to get blonde jokes. Just sayin'  Wink


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« Reply #41 on: January 10, 2011, 11:16:55 AM »

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« Reply #42 on: January 10, 2011, 03:13:22 PM »

I must tell how I know this was an OK joke to post.

This nice little old Christian lady is on one of those Christian email groups. This joke was passed along to her through that Christian group. So it must be fine, right?  I dunno
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« Reply #43 on: January 10, 2011, 04:34:05 PM »

I don't know, I've heard most of life everything is bigger and better in Texas.

So, why do they call em daddy longlegs to begin with? .. weired!
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« Reply #44 on: January 10, 2011, 06:15:28 PM »

Why all this uproar over two spiders.

Talk about misunderstanding.

The spiders weren't gay or queer. Just normal regular long-legged spiders.

What was funny was the dad thinking his daughter was so young, or innocent, or naive, or ignorant, or (simple minded?) that she wasn't aware of the larger world around her, and proven so wrong so abrubtly. 
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« Reply #45 on: January 10, 2011, 06:20:21 PM »

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« Reply #46 on: January 10, 2011, 08:02:35 PM »

Bet those spiders were named Neal and Bob too.   shocked grin


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« Reply #47 on: January 10, 2011, 11:14:36 PM »

Bet those spiders were named Neal and Bob too.   shocked grin


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« Reply #49 on: January 11, 2011, 10:21:26 AM »

I thought they were making fun of Texans and their narrow mindedness... seems like all the people upset about it thought making fun of Indians was fine...
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« Reply #50 on: January 11, 2011, 11:16:46 AM »

No someone mentioned native Americans as one of the off limit groups.
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« Reply #51 on: January 11, 2011, 12:05:31 PM »

well I guess we have to understand that it doesn't matter if everyone comes from somewhere and there's plenty of jokes to make "victims" of everyone; there are some groups so weak and pathetic that they need everyone else to be offended on their behalf whenever a hint of an almost fair distribution of abuse is put forward.
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« Reply #52 on: January 11, 2011, 01:25:25 PM »

As a white, blond, "well, used to be", redneck, I guess I fit all the "allowables", so go at it and have fun.
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« Reply #53 on: January 11, 2011, 03:44:44 PM »

I thought they were making fun of Texans and their narrow mindedness... seems like all the people upset about it thought making fun of Indians was fine...



Hmmm...thinking I'm one of the only one "upset" about it, I'll assume the reference was directed towards me.  Wink

Is this the thread you are referencing?

http://forum.beemaster.com/index.php/topic,29046.0.html

If you read carefully, I was the only one on that thread that stuck up for anybody. But my point was that if you are going to stick up for Indians (native Americans), perhaps you should consider other groups as well. Personally, I don't think much of anyone that accepts, takes part in, or sits idle, and says nothing about the somewhat questionable conversation regarding blacks, gays, women or any other group, then gets all P.C. when their particular group is all of a sudden thrown into the mix.

I was making a point in that thread. And the point was that while you got all irritated about a joke about Indians, you had no problem when it was suggested it being about another group. And you never considered the other groups in the story. I did. So don't go thinking something different. I don't hear much of a peep from you unless it's hitting close to home. Meanwhile, I am debating and going it alone, laying it on the line.

I'm not native American. I'm not black or African American. I'm not gay. I'm not a women. But I am one that cares about other groups other than the one I am actual am.

Tag....your it.  Or is that too gay...... grin
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« Reply #54 on: January 11, 2011, 04:37:01 PM »

"I'm not native American. I'm not black or African American. I'm not gay. I'm not a women."

Is that a known fact, or are you just guessing?  evil
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« Reply #55 on: January 11, 2011, 04:40:27 PM »

Must be a pretty dang good joke if the replies go for 3 pages!
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« Reply #56 on: January 11, 2011, 07:19:23 PM »

Iddee, I've heard that Bjorn is lesbian trapped in a man's body.  That's what started the whole queen marking thing...grin
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« Reply #57 on: January 11, 2011, 08:36:47 PM »

You guys all really secretly want me. I know it. You know it. Everyone knows it.

That's what I'm afriad of....  grin
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« Reply #58 on: January 11, 2011, 09:20:10 PM »

But only if you're wearing a pink TuTu.....
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« Reply #59 on: January 11, 2011, 09:22:23 PM »

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