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« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2011, 11:42:45 AM »

See JP...I have no problem with Jerrymac spending time pounding out on the keyboard, doing searches for dudes running around in pink tights. More power to you man!  lau

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« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2011, 11:43:34 AM »

What's brown bloody and lies twitching in a ditch?

A brunette that told one too many blond jokes.



How's that?
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« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2011, 11:43:58 AM »

Maybe at Bud3s Irwin, Schawee and myself can do a removal while wearing that guy's pink ballerina suit. That would make for some good video, ya think?


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« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2011, 11:45:48 AM »

See JP...I have no problem with Jerrymac spending time pounding out on the keyboard, doing searches for dudes running around in pink tights. More power to you man!  lau



You gonna change your signature back?  rainbow sunflower


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« Reply #24 on: January 09, 2011, 11:47:09 AM »

What's brown bloody and lies twitching in a ditch?

a brunette that told one too many blond jokes.



How's that?

Are you asking me?

I think it's funny.

I just hope your intelligent enough to see the difference.......  Wink
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« Reply #25 on: January 09, 2011, 11:49:11 AM »

See JP...I have no problem with Jerrymac spending time pounding out on the keyboard, doing searches for dudes running around in pink tights. More power to you man!  lau



You gonna change your signature back?  rainbow sunflower


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Ha, Ha! I get the suggestion.  Wink

No.

While it was originally intended to be funny based on a conversation, I think way too many on this forum, probably saw more into it then what was intended. I am not out to offend, even by humor, any group of people.

Well, maybe blonds...... grin
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« Reply #26 on: January 09, 2011, 11:53:14 AM »

What's brown bloody and lies twitching in a ditch?

a brunette that told one too many blond jokes.



How's that?

Yeah, but who was it that beat her up and threw her in the ditch? Since blondes aren't supposed to be able to get blonde jokes. Just sayin'  Wink


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« Reply #27 on: January 09, 2011, 11:54:18 AM »

What's brown bloody and lies twitching in a ditch?

a brunette that told one too many blond jokes.



How's that?

Are you asking me?

I think it's funny.

I just hope your intelligent enough to see the difference.......  Wink

It promotes beating brunettes to death. How is that different. Both are groups of people.


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« Reply #28 on: January 09, 2011, 12:05:24 PM »

Lets quit the little games.

What part of the "against diversity, for ethical separation, and the right to tell off colored jokes" is telling a blond joke supporting? I'm not suggesting we need to stop telling jokes. But when people start claiming they should come here and be able to tell off-colored jokes, express opinions against tolerance or diversity, and ideas of ethical separation, it goes way beyond the simply humor of a blond joke. It's not about jokes anymore, it's supporting and promotion of a belief and value system, which some may find questionable.

I can find one to be funny (blond joke), without the joke actually promoting violence, etc.

The other, I find, promoting a belief system, a personal value system, and a particular viewpoint against gays. I suspected as much in the original joke, and comments since only confirmed it.

Apparently you can not see the difference, in my opinion.

Oh well....

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« Reply #29 on: January 09, 2011, 12:14:56 PM »

I noticed you mentioned wife bashing.... or "off colored" jokes about wives. What about husbands?

You did see the one about the husband stumbling around in the back yard?
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« Reply #30 on: January 09, 2011, 12:35:24 PM »

Maybe at Bud3s Irwin, Schawee and myself can do a removal while wearing that guy's pink ballerina suit. That would make for some good video, ya think?


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« Reply #31 on: January 09, 2011, 02:28:24 PM »

Thanks for making my point. You think "against diversity, for ethical separation, and the right to tell off colored jokes" is wrong, and should be done away with.

I think "against diversity, for ethical separation, and the right to tell off colored jokes" is totally the right way of life, and should be promoted.

Now, who made you God and knows all the correct stuff, and who is to say I am totally in the wrong.

You have your opinions and I have mine. You believe it was wrong even when the majority thought it was right. Why, then, shouldn't I still think it's right when the majority think it's wrong?

Opinions are like &^%holes, every one has one and most of them stink.
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« Reply #32 on: January 09, 2011, 02:42:01 PM »

K9, just got of the phone wid that cajun and he said if you furnish the outfit he will wear it so bring it on
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« Reply #33 on: January 09, 2011, 03:14:05 PM »

Thanks for making my point. You think "against diversity, for ethical separation, and the right to tell off colored jokes" is wrong, and should be done away with.

I think "against diversity, for ethical separation, and the right to tell off colored jokes" is totally the right way of life, and should be promoted.

I think I already understand that. But I ask how do you know what I do, and what I don't think? I was repeating only what you said earlier. My original comment had to with asking why anyone would feel compelled to come here (or any forum) and tell off colored jokes, or express the attitudes you do. I don't see it as a "right" thing, as much as a lack of respect for others.

Now, who made you God and knows all the correct stuff, and who is to say I am totally in the wrong.

Nobody did. Just expressing my opinion.

You have your opinions and I have mine. You believe it was wrong even when the majority thought it was right. Why, then, shouldn't I still think it's right when the majority think it's wrong?

Yeah....I can express my opinion even without sticking up my finger to the wind and seeing if I am in the majority. Does that make me better or less than the one afraid to stand up except for when being in the majority?

Opinions are like &^%holes, every one has one and most of them stink.


Yes they do. Just like the "majority" you claim, and standing behind....  Wink

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« Reply #34 on: January 09, 2011, 04:05:24 PM »

Maybe at Bud3s Irwin, Schawee and myself can do a removal while wearing that guy's pink ballerina suit. That would make for some good video, ya think?


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« Reply #35 on: January 09, 2011, 04:24:23 PM »

Well you know all us inbred southerners are rednecks that live in mobile homes with at least six hound dogs that sleep on the porch, or in the bed if it is a cold night. They help chase away all the possums and coons and squirrels that try to nest in all our broken down pickup trucks that are scattered around the yard. 

We have had off colored jokes told about us for so long we just really don't know what an off colored joke is. I thought it might be jokes about white people, but you know with my third grade education I just don't know. The only way I got out of the third grade was the school burned down.
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« Reply #36 on: January 09, 2011, 05:41:48 PM »

Well, BJ, now we agree. We can all express our opinion and still be friends.
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« Reply #37 on: January 09, 2011, 08:51:09 PM »

Darn now i'm gonna have to find something else to wear down to Bud's  grin
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« Reply #38 on: January 09, 2011, 11:15:08 PM »

I bet them were some cute lil spiders too....where's PETA when you need them???

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« Reply #39 on: January 09, 2011, 11:27:41 PM »

What's brown bloody and lies twitching in a ditch?

a brunette that told one too many blond jokes.



How's that?

Yeah, but who was it that beat her up and threw her in the ditch? Since blondes aren't supposed to be able to get blonde jokes. Just sayin'  Wink


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