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Online iddee

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Hey, BJ, is this one any better?
« on: January 10, 2011, 12:01:10 PM »
                  It was a tough year, but I made it !!!



            But not everyone is as lucky as I am.......
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            The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in
the mail.
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            I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter
asked,  "Can you afford fries with that?"
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            CEO's are now playing miniature golf..
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            If the bank returns your check marked  "Insufficient Funds," you
have to call them and ask if they mean you or them .
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            Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
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            McDonald's is selling the 1/4  'ouncer'.
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            Parents in  Beverly Hills and Malibu are firing their nannies
and learning their children's names.
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            A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
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            Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
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            Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
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            The Mafia is laying off judges.
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            BP Oil laid off 25 Congressmen.
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            Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great!!   The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by
the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
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            And, finally...
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            I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars,
jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, and our bleak future,
that I called the Suicide Lifeline and was connected to a call center in
Pakistan .   When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and
asked if I could drive a truck.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: Hey, BJ, is this one any better?
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2011, 12:16:11 PM »
My side is now hurting from laughing.

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Re: Hey, BJ, is this one any better?
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2011, 01:06:21 PM »
If your asking me, and wanting me to compare it to "funnies" in which symbolic overtones of killing gays are made, or your use of the term queers, then I would have to say...yes.

Although if you had to ask me that, I'm not sure if it matters......  :roll:

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Re: Hey, BJ, is this one any better?
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2011, 01:19:21 PM »
 :-*
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*