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CAN YOU GET MARRIED IN HEAVEN?
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident.
The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven?
When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.
St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he leaves.
The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. 'What if it doesn't work?' they wondered, 'Are we stuck together forever?'
After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.
'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.'
'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'
St. Peter , red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.
'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.
'OH, COME ON!', St. Peter shouted, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a Lawyer?!'
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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"
*Shel Silverstein*
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hardwood
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« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2011, 01:34:52 PM » |
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"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907
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AllenF
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« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2011, 02:03:39 PM » |
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Jerrymac
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« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2011, 03:09:03 PM » |
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Many years ago I read an article in the paper about a young couple that were going to get married but before the wedding they died in a small airplane crash. They were married at the funeral and buried side by side.
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« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2011, 07:34:06 PM » |
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« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2011, 07:43:47 PM » |
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« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2011, 09:11:39 AM » |
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Fight organized crime! Re-elect no one.
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« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2011, 11:57:56 AM » |
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It is 2 lawyers, not one. Forever probably, they're all in hell.
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« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2011, 12:40:17 PM » |
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So long as were talking about priests and not gay spiders I think its funny  |
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Jerrymac
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« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2011, 12:56:24 PM » |
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I thought it was lawyers.... hope they aren't women  |
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AllenF
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« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2011, 02:10:48 PM » |
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