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« on: January 04, 2011, 01:55:06 AM » |
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The Haircut
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ' I cannot accept money from you , I ' m doing community service this week. ' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a ' thank you ' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ' I cannot accept money from you , I ' m doing community service this week. ' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a ' thank you ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ' I can not accept money from you. I ' m > doing community service this week. ' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
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