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Offline David McLeod

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How many men
« on: December 20, 2010, 07:16:45 PM »
does it take to open the top on a beer bottle?











None, it should be open when she brings it.
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Re: How many men
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2010, 07:31:16 PM »
That one's almost as bad as:

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?








Nothing...you already told her twice!



Sorry ladies...not my joke. I understand it's in real bad taste.

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Re: How many men
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2010, 08:30:08 PM »
 :-X too bad the forum is PG-13-ish I've been on jobsites for over 20 years.
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Re: How many men
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2010, 09:12:28 PM »
Little Johnny was home on summer break and there was a framing crew next door building a house. He was fascinated. That evening little Johnny's dad asked him about his day. Little Johnny explained how he had watched a house being built. Little Johnny's dad then asked if he had learned anything from the carpenters. "I sure did!", he replied, "if that *&^&^%$# board isn't cut just ((&*&%$# right the &^&^%$#@ (*&^%$# just won't (*^%$# fit"!
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Re: How many men
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2010, 09:14:10 PM »
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Re: How many men
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2010, 10:00:04 PM »
Little Johnny was home on summer break and there was a framing crew next door building a house. He was fascinated. That evening little Johnny's dad asked him about his day. Little Johnny explained how he had watched a house being built. Little Johnny's dad then asked if he had learned anything from the carpenters. "I sure did!", he replied, "if that *&^&^%$# board isn't cut just ((&*&%$# right the &^&^%$#@ (*&^%$# just won't (*^%$# fit"!
Dad replies: "Boy, you go get me a switch right now"
Johnny answers "F*%( you, that's an electrician's job."
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