Little Johnny was home on summer break and there was a framing crew next door building a house. He was fascinated. That evening little Johnny's dad asked him about his day. Little Johnny explained how he had watched a house being built. Little Johnny's dad then asked if he had learned anything from the carpenters. "I sure did!", he replied, "if that *&^&^%$# board isn't cut just ((&*&%$# right the &^&^%$#@ (*&^%$# just won't (*^%$# fit"!
Dad replies: "Boy, you go get me a switch right now"
Johnny answers "F*%( you, that's an electrician's job."