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Offline Sparky

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Not Afraid
« on: December 19, 2010, 08:10:47 PM »
This is an old story out of Texas .. 
 
Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign, or whatever, and gets pulled over by a local policeman.  Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.
 
"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit.  Are you carrying today?"
 
"Yes, I am."
"Well then, better tell me what you got."
 
Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box.  And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."
 
"Okay," the cop says.  "Anything else?"
 
"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun.  That's about it."
 
Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"
 
"Nope."
 
"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"
 
"Not a darned thing..." 
 

Offline Jerrymac

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Re: Not Afraid
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2010, 09:36:50 PM »
It was already done  :-D

http://forum.beemaster.com/index.php/topic,30795.0.html

Also in Texas you don't need a permit to carry if you are traveling. Just as long as it is out of sight.
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Offline kathyp

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Re: Not Afraid
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2010, 10:03:00 PM »
 :-D

i like it. 
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