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« on: December 08, 2010, 09:05:56 PM »

A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name.
 
  
He replied, "She is called Five Horses".
    
 
 
                    
 


The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife.
 
 What does it mean?"
  


  
 



  The Old Indian answered,


"It old Indian Name. It mean...
    
 
    
 
 NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!    


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« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2010, 10:39:29 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2010, 09:23:56 AM »

LOL
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« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2010, 09:38:27 AM »

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« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2010, 12:48:05 PM »

A young indian boy asked his father, father how did you name us children.  The old indians said well when your older brother was born I look out of tepee and see two ponies running in pasture so he named 2 ponies.  When your sister was born I look out tepee and see full moon so her name full moon but why you ask 2 dogs a humping
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« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2010, 07:56:07 AM »

That was the joke I was expecting.  Since the first name a Lakota child gets is from a Winkte and it is usually something disgusting, this actually makes a fair joke.  I know people who's baby names were things like "little rotten piece of bone" or "anus at both ends".
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