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Offline Buz Green

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With age comes wisdom
« on: December 02, 2010, 04:18:24 PM »
A guy is 75 years  old and loves to fish.

He was sitting in  his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me  up.'
He looked around  and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was  dreaming when he heard the voice say again,'Pick me  up.'

He looked in the  water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said,  'Are you talking to me?'

The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to  you.'

 Pick me up then,  kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever  seen.
I'll make sure that all your friends
are envious and jealous  because I will be your bride!'

The man looked at the frog for a  short time, reached over,  picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.

The frog  said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss  me and I will be your beautiful bride.'

He opened his pocket,  looked at the frog and said'Nah, at my age  I'd rather have a talking frog.'
I know you think you understand what you thought I said I meant but what you heard is not what I said.

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Offline danno

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Re: With age comes wisdom
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2010, 04:31:49 PM »
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.   
Teach him to fish and he'll buy enough fishing stuff for ten life times

Offline AllenF

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Re: With age comes wisdom
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2010, 09:06:48 PM »
 :lau:

Offline annette

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Re: With age comes wisdom
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2010, 09:44:23 PM »
That is so, so cute!! :-D :-D

Offline beee farmer

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Re: With age comes wisdom
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2010, 11:21:43 PM »
hummm... sound ike the old man might be kneeeeedeeeep!
"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do"  Benjamin Franklin