Transplant Doctors

[Stlnifr]

Transplant Doctors,...

A doctor from  Israel says:
"In  Israel , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off
a man’s testicles, put them on another man
and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work"
 
The German doctor comments:
"That´s nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain from one man,
put it in another man, and in 4 weeks, he is looking for work"
 
A Russian doctor says:
Russia has you beat, Gentlemen We take out half a heart from one,
put it in another´s chest, and in 2 weeks, he is looking for work."

The  United States doctor answers laughs:
"You all are way behind us. 2 years ago in the  USA ,
 we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls,
put him in as President. and now, the whole country is looking for work!!!
 

[AllenF]

 

[hardwood]

 

[Jerrymac]

Already been posted

http://forum.beemaster.com/index.php/topic,29304.0.html

Still funny. 

[BjornBee]

First time for me. 

Next year, tell it again, but change year to three. Then in another year, change it to four. I'm sure it will still be a good "picture" of the situation..... 

And to think I heard for 8 years under Bush that 4.5 unemployment was bad..... 

Now it's been over 9% unemployment for so long (Since March 09), it's almost like that is what we should expect.