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Offline Irwin

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Church Organist
« on: November 19, 2010, 05:20:28 PM »


A SMALL CHURCH HAD A VERY ATTRACTIVE BIG-BUSTED ORGANIST AND HER BREASTS
WERE SO LARGE THAT THEY BOUNCED AND JIGGLED WHILE SHE PLAYED THE
ORGAN.UNFORTUNATELY, SHE DISTRACTED THE CONGREGATION.
The  very proper church ladies were appalled.  They said something had to be
done about this or they would have to get another organist. So, one of the
ladies approached her about the problem, and told her to mash up some green
persimmons and rub them over her breasts, which should cause them to shrink
in size
SHE WARNED HER NOT TO TASTE ANY OF THE GREEN PERSIMMONS,
BECAUSE THEY ARE SO SOUR THEY WILL MAKE YOUR MOUTH PUCKER UP,AND YOU WON\'T
BE ABLE TO TALK PROPERLY FOR A WHILE.

The voluptuous organist, reluctantly agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister walked up to the
pulpit and said....Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not
hab
a thermon  tewday.

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Re: Church Organist
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2010, 07:59:42 PM »
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Re: Church Organist
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2010, 08:11:03 PM »
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"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

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Re: Church Organist
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2010, 08:20:56 PM »
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Irwin!  :-)
.....The greatest changes occur in their country without their cooperation. They are not even aware of precisely what has taken place. They suspect it; they have heard of the event by chance. More than that, they are unconcerned with the fortunes of their village, the safety of their streets, the fate of their church and its vestry. They think that such things have nothing to do with them, that they belong to a powerful stranger called “the government.” They enjoy these goods as tenants, without a sense of ownership, and never give a thought to how they might be improved.....

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