A doctor from Israel says:
"In Israel , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off
a man’s testicles, put them on another man
and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work"
The German doctor comments:
"That´s nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain from one man,
put it in another man, and in 4 weeks, he is looking for work"
A Russian doctor says:
Russia has you beat, Gentlemen We take out half a heart from one,
put it in another´s chest, and in 2 weeks, he is looking for work."
The United States doctor answers laughs:
"You all are way behind us. 2 years ago in the USA ,
we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls,
put him in as President. and now, the whole country is looking for work!!!