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« on: November 25, 2010, 08:04:03 PM »

Transplant Doctors,...

A doctor from  Israel says:
"In  Israel , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off
a man’s testicles, put them on another man
and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work"
 
The German doctor comments:
"That´s nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain from one man,
put it in another man, and in 4 weeks, he is looking for work"
 
A Russian doctor says:
Russia has you beat, Gentlemen We take out half a heart from one,
put it in another´s chest, and in 2 weeks, he is looking for work."

The  United States doctor answers laughs:
"You all are way behind us. 2 years ago in the  USA ,
 we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls,
put him in as President. and now, the whole country is looking for work!!!
 
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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2010, 11:38:04 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2010, 07:25:07 AM »

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« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2010, 11:29:55 AM »

Already been posted

http://forum.beemaster.com/index.php/topic,29304.0.html

Still funny.  grin
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« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2010, 12:27:27 PM »

First time for me.  grin

Next year, tell it again, but change year to three. Then in another year, change it to four. I'm sure it will still be a good "picture" of the situation.....  rolleyes

And to think I heard for 8 years under Bush that 4.5 unemployment was bad.....  shocked

Now it's been over 9% unemployment for so long (Since March 09), it's almost like that is what we should expect.

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