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Offline Stlnifr

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Transplant Doctors
« on: November 25, 2010, 09:04:03 PM »
Transplant Doctors,...

A doctor from  Israel says:
"In  Israel , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off
a man’s testicles, put them on another man
and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work"
The German doctor comments:
"That´s nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain from one man,
put it in another man, and in 4 weeks, he is looking for work"
A Russian doctor says:
Russia has you beat, Gentlemen We take out half a heart from one,
put it in another´s chest, and in 2 weeks, he is looking for work."

The  United States doctor answers laughs:
"You all are way behind us. 2 years ago in the  USA ,
 we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls,
put him in as President. and now, the whole country is looking for work!!!
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Re: Transplant Doctors
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2010, 12:38:04 AM »

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Re: Transplant Doctors
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2010, 08:25:07 AM »
"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

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Re: Transplant Doctors
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2010, 12:29:55 PM »
Already been posted


Still funny.  :-D
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Re: Transplant Doctors
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2010, 01:27:27 PM »
First time for me.  :-D

Next year, tell it again, but change year to three. Then in another year, change it to four. I'm sure it will still be a good "picture" of the situation.....  :roll:

And to think I heard for 8 years under Bush that 4.5 unemployment was bad.....  :shock:

Now it's been over 9% unemployment for so long (Since March 09), it's almost like that is what we should expect.

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