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Author Topic: As only a mother would know.  (Read 803 times)
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« on: November 12, 2010, 09:36:21 AM »

~A Cup of Tea ~

One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me.
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home.
My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!'  Mom waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him drink it up.
Then she said, (as only a mother would know), "'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water, is the toilet?"


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« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2010, 11:06:25 AM »



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« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2010, 11:29:39 AM »

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« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2010, 12:30:24 PM »

Well at least she wasn't serving up "tea cakes" also  shocked
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« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2010, 02:00:58 PM »

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