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« on: November 04, 2010, 02:48:22 PM »

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and asked, "May I see your driver's license?"

The driver answered, "I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI."

The officer asked, "May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?"

The driver answered,"It's not my car. I stole it."

The officer asked, "The car is stolen?"

The driver answered, "That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there."

The officer asked, "There's a gun in the glove box?"

The driver answered, "Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk."

The officer asked, "There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?"

The driver answered, "Yes, sir."

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by! police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation.

The Captain asked, "Sir, can I see your license?" The driver answered, "Sure. Here it is." It was valid.

The Captain asked, "Who's car is this?"

The driver answered, "It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card." The driver owned the car.

The Captain asked, "Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?"

The driver answered, "Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it." Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

The Captain asked, "Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it."

The driver answered, "No problem." Trunk is opened; no body.

The Captain said, "I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk."

The driver answered, "Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!"
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« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2010, 07:48:15 PM »

I'll file this one under "do not try this at home."
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« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2010, 09:19:26 PM »

I'll give it a try.   evil
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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2010, 02:14:40 AM »

I'll give it a try.   evil
Well to be fair I've never been pulled for speeding at home.
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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2010, 08:35:46 AM »

You had me fooled!

When I read the topic header "liar!" I was sure you were
going to make a presidential joke about Obama.
But I guess that wouldn't really be humor now would it.
More a bit of truth.  rolleyes 

Good one.  Wink
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