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« on: October 25, 2010, 06:21:00 PM »



Indian Wanting Coffee:

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and the other
Hand pulling a male buffalo  .  He says to the waiter:





"Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.....
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
Causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
Another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
The waiter:





"Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto!
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.  What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says,



"Training for position in United States Congress.

Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up,
Disappear for rest of day."
 

ON NOVEMBER 2 VOTE THEM ALL OUT OF OFFICE!
 

 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 
 
 
 

 

 
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« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2010, 06:23:30 PM »

That's a good one.  Time to clean house (and the Senate).
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