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Online iddee

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This is so bad , I could not delete it
« on: October 22, 2010, 10:53:58 PM »
 

A man goes into a sex shop and asks for an inflatable doll.
The shop assistant says, 'Male or female?'
The customer says, 'Female.'
The shop assistant asks, 'Black or white?'
The customer replies, 'White.'
The shop assistant asks, 'Christian or Muslim?'
The customer replies, 'What the heck does religion have to do with it?'
The shop assistant says, 'The Muslim one blows itself up' .

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Re: This is so bad , I could not delete it
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2010, 08:14:58 AM »
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Re: This is so bad , I could not delete it
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2010, 02:35:56 PM »
I like it!  ;)


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Re: This is so bad , I could not delete it
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2010, 10:29:03 PM »
 :-D
"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

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