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Offline Buz Green

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Dumb or Dummer
« on: October 11, 2010, 09:41:14 PM »
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when through a gap
in the door he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in
front of an old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides  off
first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then
hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move and lets
his overalls fall down to his hips revealing a torn and frayed plaid
shirt.
Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his stained
tee shirt underneath.  With a final flourish he tears the tee shirt
from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough Cletus rushes in and says "what the heck are you
doing Billy Bob?"

"Jeez Cletus, ya scared the snot out of me," says an obviously
embarrassed Billy Bob, "but me and the Ole lady been having trouble
lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do
something sexy to a tractor."
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Re: Dumb or Dummer
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2010, 12:29:56 AM »
 :lau: :lau: :lau: Ya gotta love tractor jokes!!

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Re: Dumb or Dummer
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2010, 07:44:10 AM »
Gonna send that one to my crazy aunt who lives in the woods.  :-D


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Re: Dumb or Dummer
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2010, 12:09:55 AM »
Now I know why my tractor works better for me than my wife!
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Re: Dumb or Dummer
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2010, 12:35:42 AM »
Why doesn't your tractor work for your wife?
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: Dumb or Dummer
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2010, 03:28:48 AM »
Why doesn't your tractor work for your wife?

My wife won't even get on the tractor, let alone ride it.
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Re: Dumb or Dummer
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2010, 11:21:56 PM »
Dumb or Dumber????.. sure thought this one would end up in the coffee house.. ie (Political room) :-D
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