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Offline Ollie

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the soldier and the nun
« on: October 06, 2010, 12:30:57 AM »

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.' The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'

The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Afghanistan.'

The nun said, 'I understand completely.'

The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'

The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Afghanistan either.'
 
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Re: the soldier and the nun
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2010, 01:59:35 AM »
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Re: the soldier and the nun
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2010, 03:53:37 AM »
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Re: the soldier and the nun
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2010, 01:45:37 PM »
 :-D  Thanks!  I needed that today!

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Re: the soldier and the nun
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2010, 03:48:48 PM »
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Re: the soldier and the nun
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2010, 07:02:09 PM »
 X:X :lau:
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Re: the soldier and the nun
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2010, 04:36:52 PM »
That sounds like my brother, who claims to be my sister, having discovered he/she is a hermorphadite.
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