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iddee
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« on: September 28, 2010, 09:02:07 PM »

An Arizona couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye.

The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married; so we can't go to her house. I'm married; and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving me a net cost of $7.
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« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2010, 09:05:22 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2010, 09:20:00 PM »

Now that's a cheap date!
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« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2010, 09:23:26 PM »

My wife just said, "now that's messed up."   
P.S.   she wants me to tell you that dollar is spelled wrong.   Wink  It is hard being married to a school teacher.
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« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2010, 09:57:49 PM »

Is she from Jawja, too, or is she from Nah Yolk? Ya know tings is spelled diff'rent up thar.
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« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2010, 10:30:12 PM »

She is a southern belle.   
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« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2010, 10:31:44 PM »

It's spelt daller
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« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2010, 10:33:28 PM »

I'm sorry that is wrong....

It is $
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« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2010, 05:29:28 PM »

My Southern Belle sex joke got flagged when I posted it here.  Biting my tongue. 
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« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2010, 07:13:25 PM »

Was it about a couple in their 80's?  That in itself is a joke....
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« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2010, 11:15:37 AM »

No,  it wasn't that one.  I promised the moderator I would not post it.  The funny thing is that my MOTHER told it to me after she heard it at her bridge group. 

I'll send it to you in a private message..
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