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Buz Green
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« on: September 23, 2010, 09:00:42 PM »

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian!"
 
Passenger: "Who?"
 
Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian Sullivan, every single time."
  
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
  
Cabbie: "Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."
  
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
  
Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse and the whole street blacks out. But Brian Sullivan, he could do everything right."
  
Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."
  
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a
woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake.No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan."
  
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
  
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his friggen' widow!"
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I know you think you understand what you thought I said I meant but what you heard is not what I said.

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« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2010, 06:39:08 PM »

I married his sister
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